Guys Answer Boner Questions Girls Are Too Afraid To Ask
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– A boner feels like there’s a
little monster in your pants. – Or a big monster. – [Woman] What does
having a boner feel like? – [Short Guy] It feels
like you can’t focus on anything else except what you need to do to get rid of that boner. – I guess it’s like a
permanently flexed muscle, just like tight (pausing) it’s just tight. – It feels like you could
just blast through a wall. – It’s like when the beat
drops on a Dubstep song, you know it’s like, “Dong, Dong…Boom!” Hands go up!
– Yeah, I’m hard! – [Woman] How often do
you actually get boners? – [Tall Guy] You get that,
you’re asleep, so you have no idea how many boners you’re
having, probably a hundred. – An after lunch “chubby”,
do you get those? – Just thinking about
lunch gives me a boner. – Six to eight total? – That feels high. – Ten times a day? – You get ten boners a day? I get like, four, if I’m lucky. – You get home after work, you could have five, I could have twenty. – Oh, about every ten minutes. – That’s alot of boners man, you must be light of head all the time– – Aw, man I can’t breathe. – [Woman] How do you deal with getting erections while wearing gym shorts? – [Voiceover] Oh, my
hands are in my pockets and I’m also keeping my hands this far away from my thighs as possible. – In school if they’re
holding their binders, or their notebook,
– Yep. backpack, they definitely have a boner. – Have your hands on your lap, like this. – A lot of professional sitting. – Take your penis, point it
towards your belly button– – Bend, bring it up–
– Yep. – Flip it up into the waistband– – Boom, you got a solution. – Well, you’re still
gonna have like, a line. – Pull your sweatshirt down a little bit, no one will ever see. – Or, you just own it. – [Woman] What are guys thinking
when they send dick pics? – I’ve never sent a dick pic. – Now, are we talking,
“unsolicited dick pics”? – I have sent a dick pic before. – I think guys are thinking that they’ll get pictures back if they send one. I think that some girls
it does turn them on. – Wait, is the lighting right? – Yeah, that’s true, you
wanna get the proper angle. – They want that person on the other end to do something with it. – Has that ever worked for anyone? – It works for me actually–
– Unsolicited dick pics? I’m open to them. – Most of the time it’s a good reaction. – I would be terrified to send a dick pic. What if I don’t have a nice dick? – Maybe it’s like low self-esteem, like my penis is disgusting, okay? – But, if somebody’s
like, “Come on, come on”, and you’re like, “Alright,
this could be fun, “I can be sexy too”. – I just wanna feel sexy, I
think that’s what it’s about. – And, they want you to send them back. – [Woman] What do you think
about to get rid of an erection? – [Short Guy] Tigers,
dump trucks, baseball– – Math problems. – Errands I have to run. – Grandma in the shower,
but that’s ageist I guess. – Grocery shopping. – I think about animals. – Like a boulder on some
dirt with ants on it. – Construction. – And, there’s like the
old lady dancing around. and like a midget riding
a bike. It relaxes me. – Maybe focus on almost like,
choke-holding your boner? – I’m like, “Hold your breath,
okay you’re almost there, keep it longer, keep it longer”, and then everything is like– – [Voiceover] Haven’t
had one yet today, so– – [Voiceover] That’s surprising actually. – That I haven’t had a boner yet? – Yeah. – Well, I mean since I’ve been to work. – [Voiceover] There’s nothing
coy about a penis, you know? It’s either just there, or it’s not. – It’s just like, “Look
at my pen”…like voom.

100 thoughts on “Guys Answer Boner Questions Girls Are Too Afraid To Ask

  1. they are very right, everytime I get a boner I use my binder to covered while O am walking in the halls.

  2. So…if I get a boner, I cant sleep. And no matter how hard I try it never goes away. It gets to the point where the sleep deprivation affects my grades.

  3. We get boners every day
    Its not the best experience but its not that bad
    It sucks going to the restroom and peeing tho

  4. I guess the reason girls think it's weird that guys get LOTS of boners in a short time is because they don't get wet as much as we get boners… Right?

  5. Yes we get boners many times a day, surprised woman didn’t know that. These guys just spoke quite a bit. They did speak pure facts of stuff we do.

  6. Sometimes I put my nametag at work on my fly if anyone looks I say, hey my eyes are up here, McDonald's staff thinks it's funny so they didn't fire me

  7. I got one while wearing one of these tight skin suits, and I had to go onstage, so I just kept my hand over it untile it was done.

  8. We have about 15 a day everyday of our life girls are on there period every other month lets us have a win for once

  9. Q. How does it feel like having a boner?

    A. depending on the size

    Q. How do you get rid of a boner?

    A. I legit think about the scene in the family guy star wars episode where there in the elevator on the death star

  10. To get rid of an e**ction I just think about gay sex, it works well for me, nothing against gays, but not really attracted to guys either.

  11. I always get a boner when taking the bus, because of the engines vibration when its standing still, and one time it didn't loosen when I had to get off and even with my hands in my pockets 2 chicks were staring at my cross when i reached the door, no joke

  12. I feel like periods are way harder to handle then boners because periods get messy and it's blood so yeah girls have it way harder then boys just saying like too agree 👍

  13. Have you ever caught your parents in bed? I did… I just went downstairs to go to the kitchen and the sounds were killing me, I wished they were just clapping really hard 😷 I've never been a suicidal person but that day…

  14. I thought boners were one of those things that happen like maybe once a week or something but not everyday lol I’m shook 😂

  15. I was barely believing everything they were saying until I saw it was buzz feed then I just didn’t believe it anymore, I just came here for the coment section

  16. In my opinion what they said was completely over dramatize and I did not agree with most of what they said LOL

  17. ehhhh—

    My classmate have his damn Junior standing up EVERY MATH TIME MEANS E V E R Y S I N G L E D A Y.

  18. I honestly think girls don’t have to bring up periods every time we talk about something uncomfortable or what we don’t like about being a male(not all girls)

  19. Admit It!, You Play With Your Shlong Sometimes Just To Feel That Relaxed Sensation
    ( I'm 12 going through puberty ) and I'm not gonna lie I beat my meat in the shower😂😂😂👌🏽

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