If Google Was A Guy
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100 thoughts on “If Google Was A Guy

  1. It would have been way accurate if at the end of this video they showed that they were being recorded this whole time.

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  4. Was the song Burn Your Life Down by Tegan and Sara?
    ''Tell me that you know another way to get it done

    It's not me, or how I would be''

  5. Es verdad que hubo algunos momentos durante el régi­men anárquico en la Banda Oriental que varios caudillos, exaltados por las teorías agradables con que un demagogo quijotesco lisonjeaba sus pasiones, proclamaron la inde­pendencia, no solo de las Provincias Occientales sino de todo el universo, y aun de todas las leyes con que se man­tienen las sociedades; pero estas ideas fuertemente incul­cadas en medio del torbellino de la anarquía desaparecie­ron con ella y con sus autores

  6. My most recent google searches are:
    "Can rabbits eat maple tree leaves?"
    "Homemade baby chicken food"
    "Why do farts stink?"
    "Shrek"

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