Key & Peele – Turbulence – Uncensored

He’s disgusting. Bernard?
He’s disgusting. He’s not even like her. He’s an airplane technician.
I mean, come on. And he talks too much.
That’s why I like you. You don’t talk.
You just listen. – It’s good.
[bell dings] Okay. And the captain has turned on
the “fasten seat belt” sign. Got a little turbulence
coming up. Should be no problem. Just remain in your seat
until the sign is turned off. Thank you
for your cooperation. Okay. Excuse me.
I’m gonna go to the bathroom. Hi, excuse me. – Yeah?
– Yeah. I’m gonna need you
to take your seat. The “fasten seat belt”
sign is on. Yeah, I’m just gonna go
to the bathroom for a second. I’ll be
right back, okay? I understand
what you want to do. Unfortunately,
I’m gonna need you to observe
the “fasten seat belt” sign. That’d be
much appreciated. Right, it’s just
I read on the Internet that it’s not
against the law for me to go
to the bathroom while the “fasten seat belt”
sign is on, so… “Seat belt” sign
is on. But is it
against the law, though? The light is on. [inhales sharply] Is it against the law? You see
that there’s a picture of a seat belt
on that sign. I know, but is it
against the law, though? The “fasten seat belt” sign
is on. But is it against
the law, though? – “Seat belt” sign is on.
– But is it against the law? – But is it against the law?
– “Seat belt” sign. – But is it against the law?
– It’s on. – Law.
– “Seat belt” sign is on. – Legal.
– “Seat belt” sign is on. – Lawful.
– “Seat belt” sign is on. – Sir, you’re being difficult.
– Law. – You’re being very difficult.
– Law, law, law. – Seat belt, seat belt.
– Not illegal, not illegal. – Okay.
– Legal. – Fasten–
– Legal. – Fasten your seat–
– Legal. – Sir.
– I have to piss. And I have to shit
in the toilet. Can you lower
your voice? [whispering]
I have to piss,
and I have to shit. Okay, lower
your intensity. You’re louder
than me. You’re yelling
in my face. Sir, you’re the one who I think
needs to tone it down right now. You are
screaming at me. [whispering]
You’re hurting my eardrums. [mouthing words] [mouthing words] That wasn’t
a word. You’re not saying
a word there. This is a word. – That’s not–
– That’s a word. That’s not a word.
That’s a tongue trick. Okay, sir.
Sir, sir. If you would like– I would not like to. I would not like
to sit down. What I’d like to do is go
take a shit in the bathroom… because it’s not against the law. So I’m gonna go
to the bathroom, okay? Mark with a K. [tense music] ♪ ♪ [people scream] [people screaming] [dramatic choral music] ♪ [people screaming] ♪ ♪ [people screaming] ♪ ♪ [exhales deeply] [bell dings] And your captain has turned off
the “fasten seat belt” sign. Feel free to move
around the cabin. Thank you
for your cooperation. [dark music]

100 thoughts on “Key & Peele – Turbulence – Uncensored

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  3. The part that got me is that he came out the bathroomand it started happening again and when he hit his head he tried to block it the second time and after taking two steps forward he went back to the ceiling and hit his head after two big steps trying to survive 🤣

  4. this is what all idiot millenials sound like . constantly arguing, and repeating the living shit outta things til they die. when i grew up, you just punched a motherfucker and was done with it.

  5. I mean, isn't the Captain of the plane the legal authority aboard a plane while it's airborne? If so, he would have to obey the seatbelt sign, because it would be the law.

  6. So far the hitler skit and this are in my playlist. My face hurts from the laughing even cramped up a bit. Comedy Gold.

  7. I could be wrong…but I think the flight attendant was controlling the turbulence. Seemed the cabin reacted to how the attendant moved in his chair.

  8. I remember in my old job my supervisor was a total asshole and we all had a radio They send me to do a solo job in the building suddenly my stomach started hurting then needed to shit so bad ran to the closest bathroom and when i was taking a shit my supervisor radio me i didn't wanted to give him my location but he persisted and i got mad and said im taking a shit. Guess what everybody was in that channel they were laughing and i got in trouble for saying that 🙄

  9. imagine seeing this before ever riding on an airplane. you would freak out the first time the fasten seatbelt sign comes on.

  10. He is just staring at him the whole time expressionless 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂This made it tooooooooo funny I laugh till my false lashes fell off😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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