Love Meter – Epic NPC Man | Viva La Dirt League (VLDL)

Ah hello adventurer and welcome to the
t… oh okay you seem to have the wrong idea Uh I am just a humble merchant oh wow Okay a cup Wow
thank you a cup – nope nope I am just a merchant I I have garlic I buy and sell
things oh wow a chair a big old chair NO! no no no look you seem.. Wow okay look I
mean you seem great okay but I’m a merchant
you’re an adventurer it would never work out Oh my love
is that a rock Come here! okay come take me now boy what do you
saying Ron

100 thoughts on “Love Meter – Epic NPC Man | Viva La Dirt League (VLDL)

  1. Now we feel like we need to provide you with some more LARP gear the next time we're crossing the Tasman…

  2. So the npc became a player and has now finally made a real move on him… I can see those letters were effective!

  3. " thought love was only true in fairy tales
    Meant for someone else but not for me
    Oh, love was out to get me
    That's the way it seems
    Disappointment haunted all my dreams.

    And then I saw her(his) face
    Now I'm a believer
    Not a trace
    Of doubt in my mind."

  4. not even one…. people pay good money to support you guys… You could at least give 'em one real kiss…

    something something, gay community.

  5. Really had to show it from 3 different perspectives to make sure we wont assume they actually kissed.

    But yeah, HAH GAYYY

  6. You know most people would not bother gifting even a rock and people who get even gifts like that undermine them. RPGs are better world to live in.

  7. How about. You’re a guy and I’m a guy AND that is why it won’t work out! Seems like the most obvious reason lol

  8. This is the same thing these "demons" are doing. They would try everything they can to have sex with you from another dimension. Words, sexual harassment and shock control. The targets are called targeted individuals.

    They are just people doing telepathy.

  9. It is quite telling how these men process their latent homophobia by ridiculing that actually quite romantic encounter in the end. But thanks for teaching me how I can finally get a girlfriend – I just have to put enough teddybears and homemade poems into the relationship until her lovemeter (temperature?) goes up…

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