this is the first time i’m giving money for crackers buy whatever you want but keep some for karthick okay okay Paa
buy whatever you want but keep some for karthick okay okay Paa thats Three hundred!! i only got this gun and roll cap for the 300 you gave!!
thats Three hundred!! i only got this gun and roll cap for the 300 you gave!! What!? Times have changed Dad nowadays even Kamal celebrates Diwali we should plan it all out no one should brust!! crackers the way we do!! do you remember last year? i get all washed up and go to the tailors and bloody nomad only gives the pants! Then?? Then what i put on a shall and it the “Mullum Malarum Rajini look” [giggles] What plans for diwali sir? nothing special did you but everything? Everything? you know dress, sweets and crackers i brought the cloths on a buy one get ten offer for last diwali itself
you know dress, sweets and crackers i brought the cloths on a buy one get ten offer for last diwali itself i never burst crackers, the dogs are really scared of em!! do you have dogs in your place? i don’t have any but my girlfriend does I looveee my girlfriend wait when is diwali again? Yess!! i’m gonna be the first to burst crackers this year!! idiot!! look how late your getting up on Diwali you got up so early wat did YOU do? I’ve watched the devotional songs, then a debate show and now i’m watching movie reviews trust me this is much better!! Ma please ma one drop is enough, i read on google its not good for just turn around will you!! Ma!! stop it will you!! She’s put it all over the shirt!! Ma!! this is an van huesan shirt Diwali edition it comes with the kungumam stickers look it’s does taste good Darling the sweet you made is awesome!! good griefs that ain’t a sweet its lagiyam [Bitter medicine] you look exited today? i wanna see wat ma gal akila is wearing for diwali why isn’t she coming out?? Aww!! look she looks like an angel it that saree dude thats her mother!! Uhh Haappyy Diwali aunty [akwardly] Hey Bro why do you look so curious?? I’m wondering what new outfit ma gal Aki is wearing for diwali she’s not even coming out!! hey look this is her facebook profile pic i was the first to like Why did you hit like!!?? She’s like a sister to me!! this is your sister!! you didn’t like her picture yet!! thak you Paa!!! long live Listen you should study well,don’t roam around, second show cinema!! never!! First do all this then you get the money Hii Grandma hii da long live you should get married by next year Grandma next years your marriage stop fooling around Granny your 80’th anniversary leave all that where’s my money!? look at your phone Transfer eh supper Grandma!! byeee Byeee Dude close your ears!! close your ears!! close your ears!! what kind of cracker is that? [sarcastically] The Lakshmi one’s!! i told you soo Why isn’t it bursting? Yea i wonder Why? where did you buy it? online!! dudee!! bro it was bursting online!! i’m gonna kill you!! Ma uncle’s made mutton curry in his place he asked me to come over and now you’ve made chicken and your telling me to stay what do I do? Ma!! What’s special nut sambar, nut rasam, nut balls, nut fry, nut curry.. All in Nuts!! not cashew nuts better than that Dal nuts!! listen if your dad’s not giving me the 10 pound chain as promised i’m not coming there!! come on i really got you something better this what you ask Baniyan!! make sure you put all the cracker waste from the neigbours place to our place Only then people will think we burst soo many crackers!! okay do it look throw all our crackers waste on the neighbours place Why? do as i say “praise swatch bharath” [All shouting] be careful…slowy….what??..come back!! [in tv] You didn’t expect this did you, you didn’t think i was gonna fight back, that i was gonna stand all alone strike back did you?!! one solid strike weighs 1ton want it!! want it!! takeee ittt!!! will you stop eating and atleast say that?? What? That! [All together Happy Diwali!!!