[Rooster Teeth Theme song] Michael: I have the gummy in my hands. Geoff?: Jesus. Gavin: Alright how far are you gonna get through that do you think? All the way? Gavin: 90 minutes?
[laughter] Gavin: Who- is someone timing this? Michael: [eating noises] Burnie: Um, here I’ll start a flash one. Gavin: Alright.
Michael: I don’t know it’s pretty big. Gavin: That is… shiny. Michael: Look, look, watching this look.
Barbara: Oh my god [laughing] [plate crash]
Barbara & Gavin: [laughing] Michael: Alright. Ray: Good luck broski. Barbara: Good luck!
Jack: Oh… oh… Jack: He got most of the ear in his mouth… Burnie: Okay, I’m startin’ the clock. Michael: I mean… It just falls down your throat. Gavin: Is it just gliding down? Michael: Yeah but it’s gonna pile up. Gavin: I wonder if you’ll boke- Michael: That’s when I’ll choke to death.
Gavin: [laughs] Michael: [gurgling noise] Gavin: You’re gonna have like- the gooiest crap. Gavin: Do you feel like you caught a baby bear in the woods and you’re just- [background laughter] eatin’ its head off? Lindsay: No he was given one on mars. Gavin: [chuckles] it was an astrobear. Gavin: Do you- Will you ever eat a cherry gummy bear, ever again? Michael: Probably not in the next few days. Gavin: [laughs] Gavin: Maybe at Christmas or somethin’? Burnie: Poke his stomach right now let’s get the stomach- Gavin: No I don’t, I don’t wanna interfere with this. Michael: I would punch you in the face. Gavin: He would do the- paint the face. Brandon: Is the water good? Here you wanna- do you wanna big red? Gavin: Oh, look at that sheen, look at the sheen on that. Michael: [Chuckles] Michael: I now know what, like Gavin said you can’t eat anything in the bet else than gummy bear cause, I would actually eat something else just to cleanse my palate of this, bear. Michael: I would eat like a chees- Burnie: You have any words of encouragement? Michael: I’d eat like, a cheeseburger. Matt: I really don’t. Gavin: Matt! Matt: I have words of discouragement. Gavin: What are your thoughts? Wha- What’s the worse that could happen here Matt? In your opinion? Barbara: He did pretty well so far. Matt: R- really? Ray: Oh that’s… Burnie: Michael let me ask you this. At this point do you wish you had chosen A different flavor? Michael: No, there’s no way around it. Gavin: He’s almost had- you’ve almost decapitated him! Michael: [grunts] Barbara: Oh no… Gavin: You gonna boak it up? Michael: It’s too much. Burnie: Come on Michael! Gavin: Is that it? Michael: Alright I’ll- let me finish the head hang on. Burnie: No no no no don’t do that. Gavin: Yeah! Do it! Burnie: There’s no reason to do that. Miles: GLORY… HONOR! Gavin: At least then he can tell people he got all the way down to the body. Miles: [in Bane voice] For the people. Gavin: Come on… Barbara: That’s the head. Michael: Shut up. Gavin: [bursts into giggles] Burnie: What is this a moral victory? Gavin: Who would- who would ever get decapitated like that? Michael: Shut the fuck up! Alright I’m done! [pained] I’m done. [Clapping]
Barbara & others: Good job! Michael: Ah… God. It’s too much, it’s too much… Gavin: You should absolutely not digest that though. [Still clapping]
Burnie: A valiant effort by Michael. Gavin: You should- you should blow that out. Michael: Ahh somebody just pooed! Gavin: [gagging]
Michael: [laughing] [door closes] [still laughing] Michael: You’re gonna throw up! [laughter] Michael: Somebody just. took. a shit. [Michael’s Maniac Laughter Continues] Gavin: My eyes! Gavin: [Retching] Michael: [still giggling] It stinks so bad! Gavin: Who was in here? Michael: Oh my god… Oh my god I have a pound of gummy bear inside of me and I can’t stop laughing… Michael: [puking noises]
Gavin: Oh… ohhhh… Michael: There were some chunks in that one. Gavin: I saw it there was some solid! Gavin: Look inside the toilet! Look in the toilet. Burnie: [disgusted laughing] Michael: It was all liquid. Burnie: [Spitting Noises]
Gavin: [Laughing] Gavin: Alright Michael. Michael: Yeah? Gavin: Uhh… You lost the bet. Michael: Um hm. Gavin: How do you feel? Michael: I’m glad I don’t have to eat it anymore. Gavin: Yeah. It looked pretty fricken rough. Michael: It was baaad. Gavin: Cause you said it was disgusting after like the left ear. Michael: It was bad, dude. It was disgusting but I wanted to put in a good show at least eat it for an hour. Gavin: Yeah you definitely didn’t go out like a bitch you ate the whole head.