S vs L (Clash des filières)
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Good evening! What’s that ponytail ? Dude, that’s not possible It’s dreadful At this age, it’s not possible… What are you doing here ? Oh, oh, first…. McFly : Calm down | Carlito : Tone it down Secondly, we’re here, we do what we want We’re searching for a trainee to do some trainee stuff Coffee, massage, taking out the trash Yes, and you look like you’re bored, so… Yeah, no, I’m already studying, actually I’m already studying, it’s not possible Studying with a computer ? You’re on Facebook ? Look, I see the tabs : Twitter, Facebook… Okay, but here, it’s written ScoolMouv, actually It’s a website to study, you’ve got plenty of videos You can study history, biology, physics, chemistry… And maths I see, that’s nice Very uninteresting… What grade are you in? I’m in 10th grade, but I don’t know what to do next year… Well…choose L (Literature sector), it’s chill, that’s not a problem Yeah, sure, if you want to be unemployed, choose L It’s a very good idea There are poems, art, drawing, music, philosophy, there’s everything you need … You don’t have to, in S (Science sector) you also have it, I mean It’s completely useless stuff… If you want to be a sheep, because they are just sheep, A plump sheep, you can choose S Well, if you want to be a bald librarian, go ahead, choose L But I’m NOT bald ! Well, you’re a little bit bald sorry… McFly : It’s precisely because you did L | Carlito : But no, I’m not bald! C : But it doesn’t make sense, you’re stuck in clichés… | M : S are so much better… You’re annoying me ! But those are processes… Okay I’m gonna prove to you Why better are the L Starting with an anastrophe To dazzle the apple of your eyes While you studied gametes, male and female I discovered relationships, male-female Woah! You made “female” rhyme with “female” I think you’re ready for kindergarten Of the universe, I study the laws And I’m 8 times more likely to get a job Little snag, however That’s your timetable The anatomy you know best is the TI-82’s The only curves you look at They are in your maths notebook Taking a stroll wearing flowy trousers, and talking about Hemingway But you know, books… You will never write one Dyeing your hair, and wearing mittens You’ll end up at the FNAC (French Waterstones), recommending the book of the week But seriously, tell me, Now, that you’re a Youtuber, Was it useful to learn these formulas by heart? My class was fantastic, You talked about plate tectonics When I see with your eyedropper Obviously, I smoke a joint L, L, L, L Useless, useless, useless L, L, L, L You’re hopeless, S, S L, L, L, L Useless, useless, useless L, L, L, L You’re hopeless, S, S We can be researchers, eradicate diseases You skip classes, whenever you can in the infirmary You think it opens a few doors for you The only one you’ll open, it’s the one for Pôle Emploi (Employment Centre) S will be a distant memory The truth is You don’t even care about famous writers You’re just a slacker Your goal is to pass the time We all know very well that if you chose this sector You just did it to please your father. Taking a stroll wearing flowy trousers And talking about Hemingway But you know, books…. You will never write one Dyeing your hair, and wearing mittens You’ll end up at the FNAC, recommending the book of the week But seriously, tell me, Now, that you’re a Youtuber, Was it useful to learn these formulas by heart? My class was fantastic, You talked about plate tectonics When I see you with your eyedropper Obviously, I smoke a joint Well, technically I know more things than you, so… Yeah, but was it useful? (Mocking) Well yeah, but was it useful ? Oh no, don’t start, kid… (Mocking), Oh no, don’t start, kid… Oh, dear (Mocking) Oh, dear So, I know I know Voltaire’s works The speed of light Metaphor, allegory Pi is infinite The consciousness, the unconscious The periodic table Religion and history The water volume in a bathtub … L, L, L, L Useless, useless, useless L, L, L, L You’re hopeless, S, S L, L, L, L Useless, useless, useless L, L, L, L You’re hopeless, S, S If I say “Bunsen burner”, you say “Bunsen burner” Bunsen burner ? Bunsen burner ! If I say “diphthong”, you say “diphthong”. Diphthong ? Diphthong ! If I say “aqueous solution”, you say “aqueous solution”. Aqueous solution ? Aqueous solution ! If I say “Friedrich Nietzsche”, you say Friedrich… Just say “Nietzsche” Nietzsche ! So ? Did you choose ? Well, yeah So, go ahead I’m listening I chose… ES (Economy sector) L ? No, ES Well, with an E and an S M: We understood that
C: Yes… ES, right? Yeah, go away. Good evening ! We hope you enjoyed this clip, it made us happy to put ourselves back in the shoes of students. Even though we have put on some weight and have somewhat “balded” Nevertheless, we still have to know who are the best between L and S So we went to answer a quiz at SchoolMouv, you can see on the link at the top right, not the left. If you confuse right and left it’s that you are stupid or L

100 thoughts on “S vs L (Clash des filières)

  1. En vrai si je tapais pas la réforme ( les 2003 connaissent de quoi je parle ) , j’aurai pris S, mais quand on a pas les compétences on fait comme on peu hein 😅

  2. Moi chui pr L et aussi macfly il ma tuer quand il a dit "le volume d'eau dans une begnoir 😂😂j'my attender pas du tt 😂😂

  3. Je reviens sur cette vidéo après avoir passé mon bac de L et d'être maintenant en première année de Fac… Putain maintenant je suis grave nostalgique de ma classe de L qui était exactement comme tout les clichés de la vidéo XD Elle était paradisiaque cette classe et j'ai l'impression de pas en avoir profité assez de ces années de lycées :')

  4. Ahah.. ah ah… ah .. ah… je suis en S je sais faire des probas comme :
    Estimer mon pourcentage de chance d’avoir le bac ex : j’ai 30% de chances de l’avoir

  5. En général les L ce sont eux qui ont pas plus de 11 de moyenne et 0 en math mais bon blc ça existe plus les filières vive la réforme non jdeconne

  6. avez vous remarqué à 1:23, dans l’emploi du temps, au 3eme cours du vendredi il est marqué ‘’souscrivez à un abonnement’’ !

  7. Très bien je viens de rentrer en seconde et je suis quasiment sûr que vous avez tourné au lycée Rodin que je vois les couloirs WTF

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