Sir, your order please One lime juice, how about you? Even I need one Make it Two Is she your wife sir? How does it seems to you? A little Bulk Dude.. Sir, you only asked my opinion.. Guys two lime juice for this table Sorry! Pls don’t mistake He Misunderstood Its ok! Since childhood I got used to this. Even I like Lime juice since my childhood May I know, why do you want to proceed for our marriage alliance? hmmm..ladies first! You tell me.. You are well qualified, in a good job, from a nice family too..what more ? U need a reason more that Hmm..You also look very chubby like me..? Yeah, Chubby has Hubby hidden in it! Right.. No, we look good together as a pair, is what my parents feel. Dont you want a slim, trim and dapper guy like virat kohli? Whatever we wish need not happen sometimes Its okie Yeah. Even Kanju Karuppu got eliminated last week Why didn’t try for a girl like Keerthi suresh? Sure if Keerthi Suresh too agrees you are humourous. Jokes Apart.So, we are not going to live a life we wanted, but what we have got? I don’t understand.. Are You sure. Lime Juice is alone enough? This table may need Biryani in some time Ok, can we see our basic 10 matches? Yes pls. From being a toddler to your 5th standard,every relative who visits you, would have pinched your chubby cheeks & irritated you . Yes.. Your parents, would have fed you with a lot of snacks in childhood, but now when you take one extra chips, they would see you weired Yeaaaas.. Even though you are first rank holder, if someone’s lunchbox is stolen, they will stare at you first..? Correct They wont make us play active sports. They will give us chess or carrom! We will only get Caught first , in hide & seek also ! I love playing cricket, but they will send me as a last batsman. In football, only goal keeper..how about you? Its not sports for me, It was annual day nightmares. I am always lord ganesha or Demon role in dramas. Even in group Photos I want to stand at back to escape. But they make me sit in the front and embarrass me. No friend will take us on their cycle. If we have cycle, they will see the tyres when we come My dad will drop me in bike. For that too, they see the tyres (Oh, your dad is also xxl,)anyways lets go to college I will tell now. We will be in a friends gang. Where they will discuss every problem with us, they don’t listen when we give solution yes. For love matter we will be there. For any quarrels, we will be peacemakers. When everything goes on smooth, they wont even call us. Same treatment in girls college too? Basically, they will take us along, to make them look slim Brilliant. You are in form, continue.. When the go to beach, park,cinema, they will take us along. They will take money from us. They wont give back also. If we ask, they will give a big bear hug and escape. They will not call us for any tour or trek But they would lend money for us.. Guess Why We are good people. Because, we cant run & we cant hide.hahaha hahaha..am not getting laughter. Dont get emotional. When we go to hotel, they will order extra rice & sambar to us, give a look like they helped us Oh man! Am tired of it.! Apart from it, any marriage or functions we go, they will give us weight reduction advice! That too exactly when we eat.. They think, only weight reduction can make everyone win. There are many fat people in abroad. They are fit too! If we tell that, they will say its because of diet In Foreign Countries Many are Fat and Fit… But the world believes them to be on diet Every one wants to be in proper diet, but the economics and moneyflow of everyhousehold is different At this age, how my mom can cook for me alone. We are a family of 5. All are working. I have also tried a lot Internet suggests every new diet a day. I dont Know which one to follow. I also did a check with doctor. Every thing is normal. But a slim friend of mine has got bp, sugar and all. People don’t read about genetics at all. Hope office is good to you.. Haha, Thats where the climax is. People generally avoid getting in a cab along with me. When the lift shows overweight, everyone looks at me Infact, I would be the first person to get in. We are getting tired, in making them understand we are healthy I hate this discrimination. We are also human beings. I assume we are lazy. We too have heart and brains like everyone. We also comeup like them, which they don’t understand. Even now we ordered lime juice, but the server looked us indifferently Leave him. My name is Neelakanda. Since a kid, I am always called Neelagundan. Am sorry! why dont you reduce your weight for your healthy living. If I ask the same question to you. See, women have a lot of problem, like thyroid, hormonal imbalance. For men whats the problem? Who said we don’t have problems. Our adulthood begins with catching our college bus and 6, continued with late hours work, staggered timings, onsite oppurtunties makes our routine spoiled. We couldn’t even diet properly Didnt you try gym ? Yes I tried. But I am getting advice from everybody like a bowler bowling last over. Its so damn frustrating. Ok enough of emotions! What about our marriage? I think we have a common wavelength. No, this is common problem. If we get married, this society will make fun of us as a pair. Then what to do? If we get kid which is chubby, that will also be made fun ? is it ok? Still..we cant live if we hear all that.. Even we have excellent living, if our size exceeds XL, the advisors will torture us. To escape, I started making fun of myself. So what should I tell my folks? We are not slippers to be paired according to size. If we agree to this marriage, its like we agree to the myth that a fat fellow should only get a fat girl. Why don’t we go to gym after marriage to reduce and live happily.. Assuming, if you had gone to gym and reduced weight now, will you consider me? Honestly,I dunno. ..but difficult only. Its same with me! Again am telling, there in no use in living a life we got, than a life we have always wanted. So sorry!! Good luck! We are the Easiest Gundus to findout in this world…But, we blast everyday so much internally Ask your friends who are like us. They wont tell the hurts you give, but live with a smile always.In that sense, from the heart we are Big, boss!